Back in Black

16 06 2009

Oi all you sleazy fuckers!

As you might have noticed I didn’t post anything new lately, there’s been some weird shit goin’ on in my life, but I promise you all, I’m fucking back and dirtier than ever. ‘Cos I just got my nipple pierced.. hehe

I saw Buckcherry live in Rotterdam last week, and damn! Thanks guys for the best show I saw in my fucking life!

I’ve got some new reviews coming up, so check up on me every once in a while.



Apes IQ; The Interview..

15 01 2009

Apes IQ recently released two new songs on their myspace: , “XXX Action Junkie” and “Born To Be A Dirty Dog”. And as the titles suggest, it’s in true Apes IQ fashion. Songs about fucking, sex and anything else in that categorie.. The songs are heavy, their fast and they just kick ass. I’m very excited about the new album coming out on 29th April this year.

I got the honour of interviewing singer Slim Jim and lead guitarist Guzz about the upcoming album, here it is:


The new Apes-IQ album is on it’s way, 2 new songs have been uploaded on myspace. I personally really think it rocks like fuck. I can really feel the Kixxvile Commercial attitude to it, though a little louder I guess, is that the direction the album is going?

guzz:i think this album will sure come a cross harder and more aggressive than kixxville.

slim: like guzz said, it feels like its more agression on this one! we will also have a couple of slower songs on this album, NOT to be mistaken for crapy ballads… more like heavy rock’n’roll-songs with fucked up lyrics… as usual!
a few days ago some girl asked our bassplayer bänke why all of our songs is about getting smashed and fucking,
and guess what he replied?? “due to lack of pussy we have to write a lot about it… and masturbate… a lot…”

The album is gonna be released on April 29nth, any chance of giving Ink N’ Sleaze giving the honour of unleashing the new album title?

guzz: we cannot give it away just yet!

slim: why not?? fuck you man!! haha…
we gonna call it “four professional fuckups on a rock’n’roll playground”,
we tried to come up with something short and simple so people wouldn’t forget it,
but as you can see, we totally fucked up on that…

guzz: slim is not very reliable, he might just lie!!

“XXX Action Junkie” and “Born to be a Dirty Dog” have the same subject like most of your former songs, dirty sex stories, can we expect more of that on the album?

slim: you know, we tried to write about moral values and world peace but it did not feel like us at ALL,
so, yeah, its still about sex…

guzz:HAHAHA yeah…. but we have some serius shit to…

slim: we do?

How about touring? Any of that planned already?

guzz:not just yet!

slim:where have you been guzz?!?
last time i checked, our plans was to tour UK and play a gig at the viper room in los angeles, and hopefully a couple of more LA-clubs this summer?!
but what do i know, im a retard…
sure, no dates set yet, but still, thats the plan…
ask bänke…

guzz: stay off the glue fucker!

Can we expect you guys to come to Holland?

slim: get us some gigs and we’ll be there for sure… give us free beer and its a deal… we’re easy!

guzz: haha… yeah, thats actually true!

A while ago you told me you guys were looking for a new drummer, I figure you’ve found him? Can you introduce him?

slim: hmm… we’d rather not… he’s homosexual you see… well ok, his real name is jon jet,
but he prefers to be called “MR jett” for some strange reason… ehh im pretty sure its a gay-thing…
and he’s hung like a fucking john holmes on viagra…rip… he was gay too you know…

guzz: rest in peace, john…

It’s a new year, does APES-IQ have any new-years resolutions?

guzz:More booze…

slim:and more blackouts down the memory lane…

I’d like to end this interview by wishing APES-IQ a great, rocking 2009! I hope the album will do well.

slim: thanks man, but im sure everybody think it’ll suck, but we’re Apes IQ and we dont give a shit!

Vagabond Cabaret

30 07 2008

Vocals: Mr Matthew Mayhem
Bass N’ Vocals: Joe Truck
Guitar: Ricky Reckless
Lead Guitar: G#Sharp
Drums: David Harvey

As a GN’R fan, I have always wondered what it would be like if they didn’t have their break thru after Appetite for Destruction and kept playing gritty, sleazy Rock N Roll. How the album after that Appetite would sound like. And I think a lot of you guys have wondered that very thing at least one time. Wel.. I have got the answer. I think the album that comes very close to sounding like an “Appetite For Destruction II” is “Vagabond Cabaret” by Confederacy of Horsepower.

Fuck! This album rocks even my pants off of my arse. It starts with the National Anthem of the USA which gets interrupted by a great guitar riff which kills the anthem like a grizzly bear would schredding a little pink bunny. Beautiful! From that moment on it just feels like you’re on a rollercoaster on the loose, there’s no stopping unless you die because of the fast n’ heavy guitar licks, riffs and ace solo’s. And now I didn’t even mention the raw vocals by Mr. Matthew Mayhem, that guy sounds like the bastard child of Lemmy Kilmister and Axl Rose. I truly am in love with this band.

Oh and did I mention Dizzy Reed (Gn’r Keyboardplayer) plays on the album as well?

This album ain’t leaving my cdplayer for a long time!

01. Crucify Me
02. Throttlerocket
03. Once if You’re Lucky
04. Bangkok and Back
05. Mirror Mirror
06. Hellbound and Hateful
07. Devildrive
08. Cat O’ Nine
09. High Priest of Love
10. Thunder Alley